Shanty for Washington's Crossing (with flava)

(To the tune of Swing Low Sweet Chariot)
We row...row hard..and fast..
Crossing now to kick their ass...
We row... row hard..and fast..
Crossing now to kick their ass.
On Christmas what did the Hessians see..
Crossing now to kick their ass
A keg full of ass whup comin' down stream
Crossing now to kick their ass
We row...row hard..and fast..
Crossing now to kick their ass...
We row... row hard..and fast..
Crossing now to kick their ass.
Arrr!